Why I eat road-kill

topic posted Fri, April 6, 2007 - 11:52 PM by 
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I thought that would be a good topic for "finders and scavengers". If you are very very pretty yet eat roadkill I will still date you. But no kissing.

Swaz
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  • Re: Why I eat road-kill

    Sat, April 7, 2007 - 8:24 AM
    around here if you hit a deer they will either let you keep it to eat or the highway patrol will clean it out and keep it. does that count as road kill? i have never eaten it myself-and i'm not just saying that because i am madly in love with swaz and want to kiss him-but it is a pretty common practice. someone gave me some once and the dogs seemed to really enjoy it.
    • Re: Why I eat road-kill

      Sat, April 7, 2007 - 6:37 PM

      So if I kissed your dogs I guess they would taste "gamey" then? I don't kiss people who eat dogs though. Let's just get that straight.

      Swaz
      • Re: Why I eat road-kill

        Sat, April 7, 2007 - 7:20 PM
        i'm guessing that if you kissed my dogs you would enjoy the delightful taste of kitty rocca.
        • Re: Why I eat road-kill

          Thu, November 6, 2008 - 3:42 PM
          I've eaten road kill, if you count venison that commits suicide on my windshield. Actually, I don't care for venison but a friend of mine can prepare it well enough for me to eat a bit of it. Waste not ...

          I read a collection of stories by an author whose name escapes me right now. One was called DOA (dead-on-arrival). It was about a pair of researchers who were collecting, counting and categorizing local wildlife in the form of roadkill. They'd drive along the highway and stop when they found a carcass. They'd note all the specifications and if it was fresh, they'd eat it.

          I read that story 30 years ago and it still leaves an impression (tread marks).

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